My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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