Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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