absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
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Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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