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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
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Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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