i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
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This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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