Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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