No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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