Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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