Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
i drank out of a bidet.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
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