So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
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I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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