dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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