yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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