On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i dont even know how to be here
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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