Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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