I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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