He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I just want to make out with him forever
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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