She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
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Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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