Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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