so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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