Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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