Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Betty ford says i'm here all night
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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