You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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