if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
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You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
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All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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