Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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