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quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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