We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
YAS. BRING CRAB.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize