I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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