I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
barbara walters just said penis...
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
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You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I am sorry. I am also on acid.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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