At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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