...so i touched it.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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