Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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