Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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