Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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