i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
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