you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
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I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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