at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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i'm lost and i look like a hooker
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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