White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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