can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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