She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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