brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
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if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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