i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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