"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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