would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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