I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
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Apparently you can coat check a keg.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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