I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
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I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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