I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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