I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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