all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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