New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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