i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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